Legion of Doomcock Beer Stein

Now you can enjoy your hearty brew like one of Doomcock's chosen, the famous Legionnaires of Doomcock who fight in his crusade to take over not only the world, but pop culture itself! Scathing review by scathing review, Doomcock dismantles horrible television shows and terrible movies, advancing his aim to dominate the gestalt, control the message, and dismantle the dumbness! Now you can enjoy your tankard of ale knowing that you're part of the Doomcock Revolution! (NOTE: All owners of this beer stein not associated with the production of certain truly abominable television shows and ruined franchises will never have to worry about Giant Robots! Guaranteed!) So what are you waiting for? (NOTE THE SECOND: DOOMCOCK ALSO BOUGHT THIS BEER STEIN AND USES IT TO DRINK IMPORTED ALES, PARTICULARLY ENGLISH AND GERMAN BEERS! THIS EXACT STEIN!)